Transporter Malfunction?

Niomo was enjoying his conversation with the good doctors when his eyes caught the familiar glimmer of a incoming transport. What arrived, however, was not so normal. Or wanted. A naked man.

His jaw dropped open and he had to blink a few times. Moments later, he heard giggling from a group of female officers and crewmen. All Niomo could do was shake his head and cover his face with his hand. Soon after, the man teleported away.

Someone won a bet, I'm sure...

"Doctor, you do not know of any medical illness from working in a warp core all day that can result in seeing naked people, do you? Because if you do, I need to go to sickbay..."

Jolie heard the urgency in a man's voice to beam him back to his ship, and she looked back over his shoulder to make sure all was well. She saw the back of a tactical officer, phaser already drawn and pointed at a stark naked half-Romulan. Seeing beings without clothes was hardly new for someone who was both Betazoid and a doctor, and the lack of dress didn't embarrass her as it did some of the other crew, who were blushing or trying to hide chuckles behind their hands as they averted their eyes. Being out of uniform clearly had distressed that particular officer, however, who ran from the room.

"No, nothing wrong with your eyes, Mr. Lire. He was quite nude. Although why he's ashamed, I can't quite understand." She shrugged a shoulder.

Later, Niomo saw the man return; this time in normal uniform. He shook his head as the man passed, at least Niomo could say that it had never happened to him before.